So, it was bound to happen eventually, but this week's track is really really late; and I'm not even a little bit sorry. Let me explain:
This week's song, entitled "Puppies"is going to be one of the chart topping hit singles that will be instrumental to me in my take over of planet earth. Seriously. This song is gonna take off immediately and rocket me to super stardom. Probably some time tonight or tomorrow afternoon.
As such, I was unhappy with the first four versions of the song that I recorded over the last two weeks. So I kept rearranging, rerecording and re-imagining the song until I was happy. Unfortunately the process took longer than expected, but I'm not one of those asshole singer/comedians who is happy with an inferior song about drowning puppies. Maybe it's just the way I was raised, or maybe I have a brain disorder, but I just love you all too much you drop a steaming bowl of subpar and undelicious puppy music in front of your ear bellies.
The one lesson I've learned from this whole experience is that I need to stop caring about my stupid songs so much. They can't all be #1 chart-topping hit singles. In fact I think I just need to stop caring about stuff in general.
Anyway, because I'm behind, I'm putting off the video that I've been working on for puppies, so I can finish off my next song called "T-Rex Jesus". I promise I will not be a perfectionist about this one.
6 down 46 to go!